"T-G-I-F" vs "S-H-I-T"

A business man got on an elevator.

When he entered, there was a blonde already inside who greeted him with a bright

- "T-G-I-F"

He smiled at her and replied

- "S-H-I-T"

She looked puzzled and repeated

- "T-G-I-F" (more slowly)

He again answered

- "S-H-I-T"

The blonde was trying to keep it friendly, so she smiled her biggest
smile, and said as sweetly as possibly

- "T-G-I-F"

The man smiled back to her and once again

- "S-H-I-T"

The exasperated blonde finally decided to explain.

- "T-G-I-F" means 'Thank Goodness It's Friday.' Get it, duuhhh?"

The man answered

- Yes, "S-H-I-T" means, 'Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday.'